Halloween Boo Boos

Some questions are easy to answer.

"Cake, or DEATH?"

"Uh...cake, please."

Others can be a little more tricky:

"Trick, or TROAT?"

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"And this is for 'Hallowen,' so, be honest."

 

Here's a moving Halloween vignette:

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Judging by the pile behind it, I guess we have to assume that's "Poop in Peace."

(Which, come to think of it, is probably what every parent of a two to six-year-old dreams of doing.)

 

Jack O' Lanterns:

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YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG.

 

Sperm Bullies:

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YOU PRETTY MUCH NAILED IT.

 

I can't decide if these two are hanging garland or just have massive orthodontist bills:

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Boo? Boo?! YOU TAKE THAT BACK!

 

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Thank you.

Thanks to Porter N., Rane L., Katya H., Lisa S., Laura W., & Destiny G., who think that last one is pretty yracs.

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P.S. You know how everyone is decorating with these cute wall bats for spooky season?

Well I found them on Amazon! They're re-usable PVC - so weatherproof - and cost less than $10 for a pack of 56. While you're there I highly recommend scrolling the customer image gallery, too, for cute decorating ideas like this.

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And from my other blog, Epbot: