My New Favorite Wedding Cake

Roses are red,

Butterflies are blue,

Um...

Pardon me, but are those sperm on your wedding cake?

Poem Option #2:

The cake that keeps giving,
and makes your guests squirm,
'Cause nothing says "marriage,"
like butterflies and sperm!

Poem Option #3:

Roses are red
And cake can be pretty.
How sad for you,
'Cuz yours looks all...
[eyeing children]
...unpleasant.

Thanks to Kristen G., who wishes more things rhymed with "tadpoles." Or is that just me?

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In completely unrelated news, I found a truly excellent shower curtain:

Cat Riding Whale Shower Curtain

I hear they're both strong swimmers.

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