They Call Me... Tater Salad

But that's still not as silly as Mary's nickname:

Kinda makes you wonder how she got it.

Or if it has anything to do with that plastic thing in a bag taped to the top of the box.

[head tilt]

Naaaah.

Hey, Mary "Toy In Middle" R., maybe you should try an acronym:

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Or there's the classic approach:

Inigo Montoya Coffee Mug

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And from my other blog, Epbot: