Hold Your Horses, Brides-To-Be
The day Jen and Nick truly became one:
That moment when you realize your wedding cake looks like a giant stack of toilet paper:
Ouch. Talk about a wipe out.
Or the moment you realize your wedding cake looks like... um... it... blew its top?
But in a SUPER classy way.
(Tell me I'm not the only one seeing this.)
Of course, those are both so beautifully done I can practically feel your eyes twitching from here, minions. So allow me to cleanse your palate, as it were:
Mmm, chewy.
And from the spoopy season, here's a wedding cake even the cutest bat topper in the world couldn't save:
"I am vengeance. I am the night.
"... I am completely wrecked."
P.S. Speaking of cake toppers, everyone can relax, 'cuz I finally found it.
Here it is, the World's Weirdest Wedding Topper:
Whoa.
Thanks to Charlotte H., Emily S., Gezina, Becky K., Amy M., & Beth R., who sees what I did there.
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P.S. I just wanted to redirect your attention to my title today, because I crack myself up. Also I found the most amazing gift for your friend who loves horses:
