Beyond Bizarre

These Sports Wrecks Are In A League Of Their Own

It's Sports Cliché Week, minions, and the gloves. are. off.

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No, like, REALLY off.

So let's get the ball rolling with some slam dunk sports clichés!

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Though maybe next time don't dunk them so hard. 

That "baseball" is NEVER gonna roll.

Here's something out of left field:

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Now that's what I call a sticky widget.

:D

(Oof, that was a terrible joke. Just call me Wayne Regret-ski.)

(Heyoooooooo)

(Ahem.)

Looks like this cake is down for the count:

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Don't worry; I'm sure this kid's 2rd birthday will be a knockout.

And finally, you know what they always say in sports: 

Go big or go home!

No no no.

I said, go BIG, or go home!

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That's better. You can stay.

Although I'm just gonna be over here looking at my phone for a while, so.... yeah. Maybe you should go on home anyway.

Same time tomorrow, though?

Cool.

Cool cool cool.

Thanks to Angie T., Heather M., Liz J., Erin, Lauren C., Kimmie D.,  & Sophie P., for taking one for the team.

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The Answer Is Always Yellow

And now, let us journey into a world I like to call:

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WHAT

... is your name?

(No, really. Guess what her name is.)

WHAT

... is your quest?

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That's... oddly specific. 

WHAT

... is your favorite color?


BONUS ROUND:  

WHAT

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...THE HECK IS THIS?!

 No, seriously, is that tinfoil around the inside edges? Is it eating the flowers? Why is the top all blotchy and pink and oh my gosh I can't even with this right now. INTO THE GORGE OF ETERNAL PERIL!



Thanks to Jennifer J., Jennifer P., Sarah D., & Brian P. for answering me these questions three. 

("Five, sir.")

Five.

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