Princess Show & Sell

The princesses are back, eager to show you their new castle!

You know what they say: "One princess' doorbell is another man's ding-dong."

Hey! Snow White! HANDS OFF!

Thank you.

They also want to show off their finger painting:

And their... crown?

Let's go with crown.

And whatever this thing is:

(I'm guessing "royal spider smasher.")

Hey, ever seen a reeeeally long hairball?

Ew.
Thanks, Rapunzel.

Some of them even got new dresses!

I guess that's one way to be the ball of the Belle.

Of course, not all princesses are DISNEY princesses.

In fact, may I be frank?

Awesome.

So just remember, ladies: you're never too old...

...to be a priscess.

Thanks to Anony M., Wendy, Kimberly C., Stephanie H., Vanessa C., Carissa B., Marjorie R., Stephanie H., & Heather for that priceless priscess.

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P.S. This series looks awesome and I like Shannon Hale, any of you know it?

The Princess In Black (6 Book Set)
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And from my other blog, Epbot:

Baffling Star Wars Cakes The Demand Answers

Today is Revenge of the 5th, young padawans, so this is the perfect time to ask something about Star Wars that's been bugging me for YEARS.

::dramatic pause::

What the heck is up with this cake design?

It's supposed to look like that. I checked.

As you can see, it's a weirdly patriotic, abstract, head-floaty situation.

The dot pattern shifts around almost as much as the official explanation for midi-chlorians.

"No, really, they were there all along, Luke." #DealWithIt

And why the candy cane stripes? Why these colors? WHY DARTH VADER'S HEAD? What does it all meeeean?

Granted, Strangers Things have happened.

Heyoooo.

Darth Demogorgon: The Empire Turned Upside Down.

While we're talking here, maybe one of you can tell me what these are:

All I see are fish. I'm so confused.

Which brings me to the ULTIMATE baffling Star Wars design. This thing's got it all: Abstract explosions. A kiddy pool. Darth attacking bird droppings. And of course, more dots.

[whispering] It's a Masterpiece of Mystery.

So in conclusion, minions:

And thanks to M.L., Anne, Autumn A., Ruthie G., Anony M., Hilary G., & Brent K. for reminding us to use the forks. Otherwise icing gets everywhere.

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And from my other blog, Epbot: