Fee Fi Fo Fana!

Yesterday we learned that writing names on cake can result in some pretty unfortunate nicknames.

But what if you already have an adorable nickname? Like "Briana Banana?" How do you wreck that up?

Well, in that case, I suppose the baker could always misspell it.

But that's kind of boring, right? So, let's see... what if - hypothetically - the baker misspelled "banana", but then also, instead of drawing a banana on the cake, she tossed a real, unpeeled banana on top?

No, wait - first she should shrink-wrap the banana and draw a smiley face on it with a Sharpie. Eh? And then tie a bunch of curly ribbon around the banana stem. Totally.

And then - THEN - just because all of that makes way too much sense, the baker could sprinkle something really ridiculous all around the shrink wrapped smiley-face banana with curly ribbon tied on its stem. Something like...I dunno...little tiny dog bones.

Yeah. That would be one AWESOME wreck. Hypothetically speaking, of course.

Right, April A.?

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And from my other blog, Epbot:

Princess Show & Sell

The princesses are back, eager to show you their new castle!

You know what they say: "One princess' doorbell is another man's ding-dong."

Hey! Snow White! HANDS OFF!

Thank you.

They also want to show off their finger painting:

And their... crown?

Let's go with crown.

And whatever this thing is:

(I'm guessing "royal spider smasher.")

Hey, ever seen a reeeeally long hairball?

Ew.
Thanks, Rapunzel.

Some of them even got new dresses!

I guess that's one way to be the ball of the Belle.

Of course, not all princesses are DISNEY princesses.

In fact, may I be frank?

Awesome.

So just remember, ladies: you're never too old...

...to be a priscess.

Thanks to Anony M., Wendy, Kimberly C., Stephanie H., Vanessa C., Carissa B., Marjorie R., Stephanie H., & Heather for that priceless priscess.

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P.S. This series looks awesome and I like Shannon Hale, any of you know it?

The Princess In Black (6 Book Set)
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