Bakery Grammar 101

Grammar Rules for Bakers

Avoid commas, That are not, necessary.

Consult a dictionery to avoid mispelings.

""Avoid" "overuse" "of" "quotation" "marks.""

Prepositions are something you never end a sentence with.

Proofread carefully to see if you any words out.

Only use apostrophe's when its the proper time.

Don't overuse exclamation points!!!!!!!!!

Always hyphenate between syllables, and avoid un-necessary hyp- henation.

No sentence fragments

See? Piece of cake!

Next week: Dangling participles!

There, they're, their. Put down the red correcting pens long enough to thank Lynne S., Malory M., Donna M., Marlese L., Allison C., Jennifer B., Samuel, Maria, Meris, and Gamal A., whose grammar is always perfect.

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In The Daze Of "Your"

It's National Grammar Day, everyone! A day when we, the grammar police, can correct our friends' Facebook updates, argue over the Oxford comma, and let our irritated snorts of disdain echo from the rooftops!

So today, I thought it might be fun to see how many misspellings and misuses of the word "your" I can show you before your head literally explodes.*

*Yes, literally. I once saw it happen during an argument over the word "alright."

BEGIN!

Oooh, starting with a classic.

This one always smarts.
Or should I say, "dumbs?"
[self-righteous chuckle]

Now we're coming to the really dangerous, head-exploding stuff:

Ouch.

...the pain...

[clutching head and rolling on floor]

STOP!!! I can't take any more!!

Quick, someone show me an adorable misuse of an ordinal number!

Awww, look. It says, "Happy tooth birthday Lily!"

Crisis averted.
(Though technically, it's still missing a comma....)

Thanks to Toby H., Katy J., Trevor N., Anony M., Laura B., Anony 2, & Jennifer A. for helping us all get our grammar geek on.

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