Do You See What I See

Cool Story, Bra

WARNING: Despite my best efforts, today's post is probably NSFW. Sorry/you're welcome.

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[running in]

MINIONS.

Did you hear?

IT'S NO BRA DAY.

Granted, roughly half the population celebrates No Bra Day every day, but for the REST of us - the ones forever tugging at shoulder straps and forgetting where we stashed our chapstick - this is huge.

I'm talking, back-side-of-Daleks huge!

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(What, you don't see two Dalek backsides here? 
Fine, I'll skip the "EX-TERM-LAC-TATE!")

That's right, my under-wire caged friends, today we can be free! Unencumbered! And dare I say, a lot more jiggly!

Yep, it's time to let loose and feel the breeze on our...

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Whoops that's a butt.

(But it fooled you for a second, too, right?)

Where was I. 

Oh, right! Cool breezes!

But maybe not this cool. 

o.0

::carefully crossing arms::

Now, obviously there are a lot of boob cakes for me to choose from today, but I'm trying to keep this safe for work. Bad enough I'm about to be blamed for a bunch of lacy new cubicle decorations out there. ("They're, uh, paperclip holders!")

So listen, if anyone asks, these are tiny tablecloths with pink sunhats on them:

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Yup. Teeeeny tiny hats.

And this is two babies looking up:

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Aw look, they're wearing matching bonnets! So cute.

And THIS, of course, is a flower:

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Juuuuust a flower.

And finally, on a COMPLETELY unrelated note, let's hear it for all the scholarly achievers out there celebrating No Bra Day:

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::throws confetti::

Thanks to Shannon S., Amber W., Sarah F., Anna H., Nadya S., Sharyn F., & Stephanie W. for keeping us abreast of all the best holidays.

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Happy Fun Father's Balls

This week it's time to ask ourselves an important question, minions: 

What makes a Happy Dad?

Besides a giant blue ball, I mean. 

(Which seems sort of the opposite... er... NEVER MIND HI KIDS.)

After all, Father's Day is coming, and we need ALL dads to be happy. 

Especially Father's Dads, apparently.

Sure, it's weirdly specific...

...but I guess it's a thing?

Definitely a thing.

Regardless of whose dad it is, though, if bakers have taught us anything, it's that dads love - LOVE - their balls.

Big balls...

Lumpy balls...

Balls between legs...

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Balls being trapped by funny hats:

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Balls being whacked by floppy bats:

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(Hey, that rhymes!)

And best of all, pairs of balls.

Though these could use a little manscaping. 
I mean landscaping.
(HI KIDS)

So this Sunday, minions, just remember: Have a ball. Or two!

Thanks to Ginger P., Scott C., Shayna M., Rebekah F., Hillary W., Cindy K., Jolynn R., LaVon L., Lerin K., & Madeline P. for having the balls to make this post.

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