LET'S
GET DOWN
TO BUSINESS
To decorate...
...the buns.
::chorus::
♫ FOR A MAN!♩
We must be literal-minded bakers!
♫ YES WE CAN ♩
With all the wit of a drunk baboon!
♫ WHO IS NAN♩
I'm pretty sure one of these is right!
Sorry for this
...but we're all on break
♫ 'Til noooooon!
Thanks to Nicole, Junior C., Suresh D., Kathy A., & Scott W. for the dishonor on our cakes... and the ear worm.
Sometimes what starts out as a cute idea for a cake can go very, VERY wrong.
That's where I come in.
Ready?
I *think* this is a groom's cake.
Let that visual sink in for a moment.
(Get it? "Sink in?")
Because it only gets worse from THIS angle:
0.O
Oh.
My.
Freudian Field Day.
(Is it fair to say this wreckerator really blew it?)
But on the plus side, at least there's no hook through the bride-to-be's cheek! Haha, am I right? I mean, THAT might have been a little weird.
Thanks to an anonymous minion for the bait & switch.
*****
P.S. Speaking of potentially dirty things (heh), let me introduce you to the handiest little kitchen gadget for under $8:
Dishwasher "Dirty/Clean" Slider Bar
The whole thing is magnetic, and comes with double-sided adhesive for non-metallic machines. Also comes in black or this prettier cursive option, if you don't like the bright red/green:
Super helpful if you have kids or bigger households!
A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.
Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)
- Jen
