Easter

Spring DOOM!!!

This spring, terror has a new name:

SCREAMING BLOOD-SOAKED LAGOMORPH RECKONING OF DOOOOOM

With everything you've come to expect from a low budget, Easter-themed horror movie! 

Including:

Idiotic, overly testosterone-laden frat boys:

  "There's old blood and creepy hooks hanging everywhere in this abandoned house that's miles from anywhere - so let's check out the basement! Shyah!"

Gratuitous nudity:

"OMG Jill, we should go skinny dipping!"

That one guy with common sense who always dies at the beginning:

"Guys, this is a really bad idea. Why don't we just get in the car and leave? It's right over there!Jill, put your clothes back on! Well, I'm leavinaaaaauuuuuugggghhhhh!!!!"

Those freaky long-limbed creatures that crawl on ceilings:

NOPE. Nope. Nope-nope-nope-nope!

And of course, creepy two-headed chicks:

 "Come play with us.

"We'll play ... chicken."

So this Easter, hop on over ...

... FOR A KILLING.

.... F

ROM

A CREEPY COW/SHEEP/BUNNY ... THING.

UM.

YEAH. 

Thanks to Geneva W., Kathleen L., John B., Michelle L., Alyssa T., Anne B., & Lisa F. for the basket case ... OF HORROR. 

(Ok, so today wasn't the best pun day. WHAT.)

These Chicks Are TOAST

SHHHHH. Listen.

Do you hear that?

The bunnies... are coming.

And they've got a name with your bullets on it.

("Isn't that supposed to be the other way arou...?"

"SILENCE!")

The bunnies will rip you from your shells!

Or smoosh you down INTO them really hard!

Which is super uncomfortable!

The bunnies have 'UUUGE pointy teeth.

And they stare at you like this when you ask how their day was:

So awkward.

Then they eat your soul.

But don't worry; they always go after the hot chicks first.

So what are you, a chicken?

EXCELLENT.

Then you can go first.

Thanks to Anneke D., Daniel C., Renae S., Ranae W., Emily S., Samantha S., Jessica & David, Caitlin W., Mai A., & Amada W. for that shining example of why you never put cute things in pairs holding hands.

*****

For all you cool chicks out there:

Chicken Leg Knee-High Socks

Now you can warm up with these cozy chicken leg socks!