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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen

These Chicks Are TOAST

SHHHHH. Listen.

Do you hear that?


The bunnies... are coming.


And they've got a name with your bullets on it.

("Isn't that supposed to be the other way arou...?"


The bunnies will rip you from your shells!


Or smoosh you down INTO them really hard!

Which is super uncomfortable!


The bunnies have 'UUUGE pointy teeth.


And they stare at you like this when you ask how their day was:

So awkward.

Then they eat your soul.


But don't worry; they always go after the hot chicks first.

So what are you, a chicken?


Then you can go first.



Thanks to Anneke D., Daniel C., Renae S., Ranae W., Emily S., Samantha S., Jessica & David, Caitlin W., Mai A., & Amada W. for that shining example of why you never put cute things in pairs holding hands.


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Reader Comments (21)

HIlarious post..and all I could think of while reading it was this IT MUST BE BUNNIES!

April 13, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterNadiah

I got to that first bunny and I actually jumped back a little. I think I need to adjust my meds.

April 13, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterSuBee

That was awesome! The commentary and "reaction" shots from cakes never cease to make me laugh inappropriately at work. :-) Love it.

April 13, 2017 | Unregistered Commenterjlamusings

I have a theory... It could be bunnies...

(Oh, no other Buffy fans here? I'll go back to my lurking corner. :-P)

April 13, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterElizabeth

They're not bunnies... they're pookas! Totally malevolent spirits. Gah!

April 13, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterMaryO1230

You had the chance to use "egg-cellent" but you didn't. i'm so ashamed.

April 13, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterJamie Fidler

Don't scare me like that! "Harvey",the six -foot rabbit (from the movie of the same name, oddly enough) was a pooka and he was very might even say magical!

April 13, 2017 | Unregistered Commentersendingtheclowns

Oh my goodness, it's been one of those mornings that I totally needed a good laugh! So, thank you! This was hilarious! XD

April 13, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterLaura P.

Nuh uh!

All the chicks drank way too much coffee.

The bunnies are a fan club of "The Shining" horror film.

That's what it is.

April 13, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterTere

Why is Big Bird jumping out of a cake?

April 13, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterUte

Actually, I didn't think the grass cupcakes with the name in bullets was all that bad compared to many other wrecks you've featured over the years.

April 13, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterAldin

Yay!! Nadiah & Elizabeth! Buffy-ref!
Those hoppy little legs and gnashy little teeth.
Run Away!! It's the Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog!

April 13, 2017 | Unregistered Commenterdeb in atlanta

Help me out, you guys, please...I totally do not comprehend the last scene where the fist-bumping bunnies are confronting a little girl on a tricycle in a narrow hallway...

April 13, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterNeeta

@Ute - The impending cuts to Public Broadcasting have made it necessary for even their biggest stars to find new ways of earning a salary. You should see Barney on his stripper pole...

April 13, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterSuBee

The grass and bullets cupcakes.....I still think it's a terrible IDEA, but the execution isn't half bad.

April 13, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterSarahT

I have to say, "bullets and bunnies" is one of the weirdest deco themes we've seen yet!

April 13, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterSeabird

Once I went to meet someone through an internet ad at their home and a small child opened the door just a crack and in the creepiest horror movie voice they then whispered, "Frank's not here!" Ending in an even creepier giggle before slamming the door and leaving me to wonder if I had just come out here to meet the Donnie Darko bunny. But alas, Frank came out a minute later and was just an ordinary man. These cakes on the other hand? Close to what I was envisioning. And wow, I am not a hunter but Lee seems to be packing quite the heat for a simple rabbit hunt. Those bullets look huge, especially for hunting a chocolate bunny bouncing through a mop of green spaghetti....

April 13, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterNaughty Nautilus

Neeta: that's a little boy actually in a scene from the horror classic The Shining. Here's the original scene
The inserted bunnies is a riot!

April 13, 2017 | Unregistered Commenterj.e.b.

Oh man these bunnies will now invade everyone's dreams. The Freddy Krueger rabbits have arrived lol.

April 14, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterArlene Marie

Deb in Atlanta - Caerbannog! Nice one!

April 16, 2017 | Unregistered Commenterkismet

I've lost it at the uncomfortable chick

May 20, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterLeina

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