Free Throws
A while back one of our readers suggested a fun activity for the next book tour: set up plain frosted cakes, and let contestants hurl various bits of candy, flotsam, and ribbon at said cakes. Whichever looks "best" wins.
Unfortunately, I think some wreckerators out there took this as career advice.
And believe me: there are no winners here.
Wow. I didn't know you could get that kind of distance out of mini marshmallows.
You know what they always say about edible splatter paint!:
Nothing, actually. They're all too busy trying to avoid the pieces with the poo-colored jelly beans.
Here's one that made use of the drop method:
Most of it even landed on the cake!
Of course, when you're lobbing across such great distances, some breakage is to be expected:
Boops.
You can see that a lot of throwing went into this one:
(Psst. Throwing up counts, right?)
Hang on a sec, something's wrong.
This one's making me hungry:
Mmmm.
Curse you, Wreckerators, and your nefarious mind-washing piles of
whipped cream and berry goodness!
I mean, what next? Will a professional chef on a national reality show get in on the act??
[holding head] We're too late! AAHHHH!!
Thanks to Jill N., Ashlee M., Cassie G., Julie V., Kimberly B., & Elizabeth L., who all get to be first in line come book-tour-throwing time.
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P.S., Speaking of books, I just found one right up our wrecky alley:
A Wizard's Guide To Defensive Baking
I don't even need a synopsis. I'm sold.
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And from my other blog, Epbot:
