Tae Kwon "DO'H"

Approach, students.

You have come to me asking that I be your guide along this tale of Wreckage, but first I should mention that little Kyle here is taking Tae Kwon Do:

I should also probably stop calling him "little" Kyle.

After all, he could be earning his "Black Blet:"

(Presumably by doing step aerobics.)

Or, he might look like this:

(And wouldn't that be a boot to the head?)

Or - OR - he might know 6-year-old Mercedes here:

And, shoot, that's one little pistol I aim to avoid.
(I hear she's got a hair-trigger temper.)

Thanks to Heather H., Heather D., Liz M., and Kelsey E., for today's round of bullet points.Now, let us rejoin the mind to the body and meditate upon this wisdom.

And maybe sing a little.

Nyaa nyaa!

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And because I believe we should all celebrate our accomplishments:

I Got Out Of Bed Today Tee

More colors and styles at the link!

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And from my other blog, Epbot:

When Only The Worst Will Do

Minions, if you want an occasion to be TRULY memorable, then only the worst will do.

Do you think S.L. will be forgetting her wedding cake anytime soon?

NUH-UH.

So if you can't beat 'em, I say, join 'em!

From baby showers:

...to Valentines:

...to an overwhelming sense of ennui:

There are just so many memories to be made!

Going to the beach?

Hate your kids?

Or, yes, even planning a Nightmare Before Christmas themed wedding?

Just think, with Cake Wrecks, the nightmare can be NOW.

Thanks to S.L., Jamie W., Virginia, Tania S., Jodee R., Michelle L., & Nicole S. for the real scream.

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Oh hey, if you're into memory-making, here's an interesting one:

Keepsake Hands Plaster Mold Kit

I'm just saying, this could be sweet and heartfelt or morbid and hilarious, and I'm here for either one.

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And from my other blog, Epbot: