9 Of The World's Dirtiest Cakes

Baaaaby, now that I've found you I'll just LET you mold:

 With Christmas stuff around you

And UGLY bows:

Barbie, EVEN though

You're so creepy

So dang creeeeee-pay!!

 BAAAAY-BAY!

Without a sound you scream, "I'll CUT you, bro!"

Dead bugs and dirt around you:

This is a WHOLE new low

 It's ironic, though;

 You need cleaning...

 So much CLEEEANING!

Thanks to Leah B., Carrie S., Diana K., Juliana B., Ann P., Ken D., Anony M., Jessica, & Melissa P. for the window pain. [shudder]

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