Cinco De Mayo Madness
This Sunday is Cinco de Mayo! Or, as it's known in the original Spanish, [rolling Rs dramatically] Cinco de Mayo.
As you may know, Cinco is about celebrating Mexican heritage, culture, and those big yellow hats drunk people wear:
What you may not know is that Cinco is also a celebration of drippy cheese volcanoes:
"But it's MY drippy cheese volcano. Nachos."
Plus... submarines?
Yeesh, it's like trying to read hieroglyphics. What do you suppose "sperm" "3" "Mayo" means?
Which reminds me: what does happen when a baker can't fit the word "Cinco," and decides to use the number instead?
Well, as Reginald here found out, that depends on if the baker knows how many "Cinco" is:
SO CLOSE.
And finally, for your Cinco de Mayo pleasure:
What appears to be angry organ meat...
...on the beach...
...playing maracas.
I am terrified beyond the capability for rational thought.
Olé!
Thanks to Colin W., Alicia, Joanna A., Reginald R., & John M. for the real Cinco Swim situation.
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