Go Fourth And Wreckerate!

You guys, I really don't know how to say this.

But...

.... here goes.

"Fourth OB July?"

"Fourth oh bee July?"

 Which is it?

Well, whichever, the important thing is that I wish you all a "Happ4" one, so here ya go:

And now that that's done, I'll let you get back to enjoying your celebratory afternoon picnics of roasted poo:

Btw, how do you like your patties? Blackened or runny? 

(Either way, you're in luck!!)

:D

Happy fourth of July, everyone! Whether today's the day your country declared its independence, or it's just another Thursday, I hope you have a "wreck-less" one.

Thanks to wreckporters Carlye, Cheryl P., & Catherine F. for helping me get all that out.

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The Answer Is Always Yellow

And now, let us journey into a world I like to call:

WHAT

... is your name?

(No, really. Guess what her name is.)

WHAT

... is your quest?

That's... oddly specific. 

WHAT

... is your favorite color?

BONUS ROUND:  

WHAT

...THE HECK IS THIS?!

 No, seriously, is that tinfoil around the inside edges? Is it eating the flowers? Why is the top all blotchy and pink and oh my gosh I can't even with this right now. INTO THE GORGE OF ETERNAL PERIL!

Thanks to Jennifer J., Jennifer P., Sarah D., & Brian P. for answering me these questions three. 

("Five, sir.")

Five.

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