If It Takes You 'Til The 4th Cake To Get The Joke, Know That I'm Judging You

It's Pet-Sitters week, minions, and I have just the cakes to celebrate:

This elephant must have had some pet-sitter:

Dang.

Granted, it's easier to sit on the small ones.

If a bit squishy.

MURDER MOST FOWL

"I'm gonna take a leap here and say this fly-boy croaked on the way to his pad. 

You know, after Karen sat on him."

Thanks to Tiffany K., Mary Beth M., Julie W., V.H., Katherine H., & Celeste C. for sitting this one out.

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And hey, if you're a fan of squashed things and Harry Potter then you'll love this bookmark:

Harry Potter Magic House Socks

They have all 4 Houses available, too!

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And from my other blog, Epbot:

Spacing: The Final Wrecked Tier

To quote Taylor Swift, I've got a blank space, baby:

But it's not big enough to write your name.

Sorry.

The struggle... is real.

And the balloons... are upside down.

That moment when everyone wonders why you didn't just stop at "congrats."

And that's how Bir Bir Th Day was born, kids.

But Seriously, This Is Getting Ridiculous:

Thanks to Maria B., Jessica F., Carol L., Kaila N., Anony M., & Tiffany V. for being so on around the ball.

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I'm making the jump from "spacing" to "space socks," because these are way more fun than keyboards:

Outer Space Socks 4Pk

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And from my other blog, Epbot: