They're Just Really Poetic Aliens

It's Bring Your Poet To Work Day, minions, a day I'm still choosing to believe is NOT a typo so that I can write bad poetry about bad cakes.

My big face of ambivalence
looms
My small face of nonplussed disillusionment
just kinda sits there

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For but one wild and joyous moment
I thought that this said "excrement"

Now far from being heaven-sent,
My day has been all downhill since

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I spilled my Kool-Aid
The bugs seem to like it
HIDDEN MESSAGE

[[Aliens]]

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 two roads diverged in a wood
I took the one that made like a tree
but never leaves

and that has made all the difference

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Roses are red
But these look like poo

Stop crying, Rachel
You're getting the icing all gross

Thanks to Karolyn G., Laurie N., Tiassa, Jenna M., & Norah W. for letting me unleash my inner muse. I'll, uh, go clean that up now.

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I was going to link you to a big alien head with a lava lamp in it, but something tells me you might like this better:

3D Moon Lamp With Remote Control

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And from my other blog, Epbot:

NSFW Baby Shower Cake Accidentally BEARS ALL

Like a lot of new parents-to-be, Jen and Scott asked for a cutesy bear on their baby shower cake.

But instead, they got...

EFFING PANDAS.

I know, I know. At first glance you're like, "Nooo, they CAN'T be." Then you look closer, and you're like, "THEY TOTALLY ARE WHO MADE THIS CLIP ART?!"

And btw, those aren't even happy effing pandas, you guys. I mean, Mrs. P clearly has a headache, and just wants to eat, shoot, and leave.
(Grammar nerd humor HEYOOOO.)

Thanks to Jen L. for managing to grin and bear it. The cake wreck, I mean. Not the... OH NEVER MIND.

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I don't have a unicorn chaser for you (do people even use that term anymore?) but I do have this:

 7-Color Panda Illusion Lamp

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And sadly, there’s almost no effing panda related content on Epbot but please enjoy this latest post: