This Is 2020

I know it doesn't feel like there's much worth celebrating today, minions, but I'm sure if we look hard enough we can find something.

Like all the Halloween cakes already hitting shelves!

::head tilt::

Or maybe ones that have been out too long. Yeech.

We could celebrate gravity.

Or in this case... missed conceptions? Eh? EH?

(See, 'cuz the balloons look spermy? My humor has layers, y'all. LIKE AN ONION.)


Hmm. How about our love of hot dogs shaped like turkeys?

Which one you see first depends on if you're a legs or buns person.

Granted, these are pretty minor celebrations. We need something noteworthy today. Nay, cake-worthy!

::thinking::

AHA!

I've got it.

Now, I know it was touch-and-go there for a while, minions, but I think almost all of us can celebrate THIS:

::blows noisemaker::

::bangs drums::

WoooOOOoooo!

::sees how annoyed you are::

::quickly runs away::

Let's, uh, keep up that streak, gang.

Thanks to Jennifer N., Shane B., Leah W., & Melissa R. for the reminder to celebrate EVERY month of 2020 that we don't murder people.
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P.S. That reminder reminds me: here's a fun way to spend time with your family/housemates without murdering them, but also while throwing things at them:

Throw Throw Burrito: A Dodgeball Card Game

It's by the makers of Exploding Kittens, so you know you'll have some laughs, too.

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And from my other blog, Epbot:

Name That Wrong

I'm old.

I know this because my shoulder hurts right now and I want to tell absolutely everyone about it. Also, I don't like the rap music.

So when I hear of some unbearably trying-too-hard celebrity naming their kid Pirate* or Audio Science* or Banjo*, I get offended in a way that only we Americans are bored enough to get.

[*Actual celebrity kid names.]

For instance:

Are these names? Are they mistakes? The world may never know.
But by golly, we can assume the worst and get ticked off anyway.

The only thing more confusing than the words are the decorations. Are those... targets?

It must be heck figuring out which basket is hers.

Funny, he doesn't look like a "Pin." More like a "Nougat" or "Flip Phone," am I right?

Thanks to Linda O., Evy C., Kaycee G., Mary G., & Rusti B., who will all now be known as "Betty." And you can call me Al.

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I don't have a segue, I just think this witchy spoon rest is cute:

Agatha Spoon Holder & Steam Release (#ad)

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And from my other blog, Epbot: