Happy VS Flappy

It's Bat Appreciation Month, minions, and I'm sure we can all agree: bats of every kind are pretty amazing.

Whether they're long and lumpy:

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Or short and girthy:

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Whether they have a huge, misshapen head:

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Or bend juuuust slightly to the right:

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Yep, bats are the bees knees, no matter where you stick them.

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[urgent whispers from John]

What's that? I'm celebrating the wrong kind of bat?

OH! Bat bats. The flappy ones. Got it.

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Huh.

::pause::

I dunno, after all that, a pumpkin in a bat hat feels a little... anticlimactic?


Well thanks anyway, Paula I., Marlene B., Heidi B., Emily D., Angela K., & Daniel G. I'm sure we'll have much less confusion with next week's hard rock cakes.

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Here's my actual contribution to Bat Appreciation Month: I found the sparkliest lil' bat necklace for less than $10:

Gothic Bat Necklace

OooOOOOooh.

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And from my other blog, Epbot:

YOU'RE WELCOME, INTERNET

If you're online a lot you've probably run across the word "Spoopy." I kept seeing it on Twitter and Instagram, and finally - because I'm old - decided to google it.

Ladies and ghouls, it is with no small amount of pride that I present Google's official result/definition when you look up the word "spoopy."

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Check us out, yo, influencing the virtual zeitgeist.

 

Anyboo, in that spirit (HEYO), I thought we'd take a look at another frightening Halloween phenomenon: the freaky "EEK!"

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"EKK!"

 

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"EEF"

 

And my favorite:

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That is one Spoopy Err.

Your move, Internet. I await your hashtags.

 

Thanks to Mary T., Carmen N., & john (the hubby of me), who was ridiculously excited to spot his very own wreck last week. Yep, 12 years of running the wreckage, and we still have to look. Ha!

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"Too Spoopy To Live, Too Creppy To Die" T-shirt

Lots more colors at the link.

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And if you’re still looking for some fun Halloween costume ideas: