Y'all Ready For This?

This holiday season,
get ready,
FOR...

THE CARNAGE

THE MAYHEM

THE SADNESS

ALSO THIS THING

MAYBE A LITTLE OF THIS:

AND...

CHICKEN.
SALAD.
SNOWMEN

With candy canes.

Thanks to Ann R., Susanna T., Danielle P., Abby G., Patrick T., & Pam H. for tossing that one in.

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P.S. Here's something else I was unprepared for:

Wine Condoms

Don't worry; they're for your wine, not your wang. (Which really should be their advertising jingle. CALL ME, WINE CONDOM PEOPLE.)

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And from my other blog, Epbot:

Cupcake Day's Race To The Bottom

(Mildly NSFW stuff ahead. Beware!)

After you see enough cake wrecks, you can start to get the impression that individual cupcakes are a safe bet.

OH CONTRAIRE MONTRAIRE.

(I think some of those might be words. WHAT.)

Behold!

The ghosts of cupcakes past! And a random pile of poo!

And behold!

The song "Run, Run, Rudolph" just got real, y'all.

Keep beholding!

I don't know what these are, but, ew.

And I DO know what these are:

...but, ew.

(Think they're cigarette flavored? [hurk!])

But all of that pales in comparison to the cupcakes that turn every frown completely around - so it's still a frown:

The cupcakes that make accidental nipples seem downright family friendly:

The cupcakes, my friends... that I hear taste like a$$:

o.0

[crickets]
This brings to mind a song, dear minions. May I?

All together, now!

Thanks to Alice S., Bethany P., Matthew S., Sarah R., Heather W., Chris H., & Eric W. for helping us get to the bottom of all cupcake wreckage.

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P.S. I generally don't recommend cupcake flotsam, but dang, this reindeer wrapper kit is super cute!

Reindeer Cupcake Wrappers & Toppers Kit

It comes with enough to do 24 cupcakes, and the customer pics have so many cute displays I'm seriously tempted.

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And from my other blog, Epbot: