Christmas Creep-Off

It's a Christmas Creep-Off!

Hit us with your best shots, bakers!

Oooh, now that's creepy.

But this is creepier. [shudder]

AAAAAUUGHH!

I mean, er, points for finding a way to make a candy cane look like it's made from someone's collection of skin suits, bakers. That's... that's really something. [backs away slowly]

Hey, ever wonder what Richard Kind would look like with shaved eyebrows?

(This is Richard Kind.)

BEHOLD!

Yep, nailed it. So why am I terrified? How DO you do it, bakers?

Hey, ever had a reeeeally bad sunburn?

And then wanted to eat it?

Then this Christmas, YOU ARE IN LUCK.

0.o

K, I'm calling it: that's definitely the creepiest.

Thanks to Danica G., Patrick M., Robyn B., Sheri P., & Lindsay L. for the Christmas face-off. (Ew.)

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P.S. Ok, so this isn't very Christmassy, but it's definitely creepy, and made me laugh:

"What's Wrong With Society" T-Shirt

Let's just hope this doesn't give wreckerators any new ideas. :D

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And from my other blog, Epbot:

It's Called A Hustle, Sweetheart

And now, since we just watched Zootopia again and I love it so much, it's time for...

John Reacts To Animal Cakes With Zootopia GIFs!

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It's a wedding cake.

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And this next one was for a vow renewal, if you can believe it:

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Um...

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Then there's this:

Yes. YES IT DOES.

And finally, this was supposed to say "Happy Birthday/Welcome Back!"
Let's see if you can spot where the baker went wrong:

Thanks to Tiffany C., Cheryl G., Kim A., Janis A., Kenna, & Dana E. for the hundred yard dash.

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Fellow Zootopia fans: I'm super late to the game on this, but DID YOU KNOW:

Zootopia Ele-Finnick Talking Plush

This this exists? And that he talks? And that he makes cute lil' "TOOT TOOT" noises when the elephant hood is up, but then is all snarky and sarcastic when it's off? OMIGOSH.

John just walked in while I was watching the ad video and demanded I get him one of these for Christmas. So I guess we need TWO now. :D

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And from my other blog, Epbot: