Not All Heroes Wear Capes; Some Bring Booze.

Today's post is dedicated to the American Hero who added a bottle of Jack Daniel's to this display:

Bless you, sir/madam. Bless you.

Um...

Please tell me I'm not the only one who immediately saw this:

Just me?

Bakers, I imagine parenthood is tough enough. You really shouldn't go adding to the stress level with Prom goofs like this:

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Please tell me this was delivered to her house.

Also, bakers, 'fess up: which one of you decided chocolate icing was a good call here?

Which brings me to the headline of the week:

A cake decorator with "no construction experience" building a sewage plant? CLEARLY this reporter has never read Cake Wrecks:

Cake decorators get all KINDS of experience constructing sewage plants.

Though I'm guessing/hoping these ones smell better.

"Howdy, doody."

Thanks to Sherry S., Jonathan W., Kristen G., Mona E., Amber S., Jane P., Matt S., Paula P., & Rachelle H. for taking us to fecality, and beyond.

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I told myself I wouldn't feature anything poop-related today, so I went looking for something with a funny frog instead, and immediately found this:

Frog Texting On Toilet Statue

I guess it was meant to pee… um, be.

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And from my other blog, Epbot:

Snickering Really Satisfies

Finally, minions - at long last!
A candy cake wreck to rival the great Hershey Kiss-And-Yell debacle of 2013!

Here, let me set this up for you.

This is what Jill wanted for her friend Becky's retirement party:

Only, you know, as a cake.

It didn't even have to be shaped like the candy bar; just rectangular and with the same design and colors, so people got the overall Snickers vibe.

You know how the commercials claim Snickers makes you less grumpy?

Let's hope Jill had a looooot of candy bars on hand when this was served.

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At first I thought it was a camo cake going for a patriotic theme. (I mean, it's green.)

Then I actually read Jill's e-mail.

Then I may have done one of these:

It's the little things, minions. The little, hysterically wrong things.

Thanks to Jill H. for reminding us snickering really satisfies.

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Not chocolate related, but LOOK at these adorable candy balloons:

18" Candy Balloons, 21 Pc Set

You get 21 for $11, and I love the metallic stripes. These make me want to plan a Willy Wonka or Honeydukes party for when we can have parties again.

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And from my other blog, Epbot: