They're Just Really Thankful To See You

It's our favorite time of year, minions:

POO WANG SEASON!

Yep, time to hang the traditional Poo Wang bunting (heyooo), pull up a chair (heyooo), and watch with gleeful abandon as bakers attempt - mostly in vain, since we all have the minds of 12-year-olds here - to make a turkey cake that doesn't look like poop or peepees or both.

Hehehhehehehe.

Hehhehehehhehe.

What was that I said about "in vein"?

Eh, never mind.

And lest you think this problem is only limited to turkey cakes, BEHOLD:

It's the "Horn" of "Plenty!"

It's a real cornucopia of earthly delights, IF you catch my drift...ing giant orange dong.

But remember, some turkey cakes are growers, not show-ers:

Also it's cold in here.

Now, I know what you're thinking: What if the bakers added legs on all the turkeys? Wouldn't that make them less, you know, heady? Less trouser weasel-y? Less cock-a-doodle-doo?

The answer is no.

No, it would not.

Besides, look at this poor fellow:

Scared stiff!

Thanks to Legot, Rebekah W., Anony M., Cat F., Sarah I., Carri B., Morgan C., & A.C. for the festive fowl play.

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P.S. I've been raving about Fresh Cut Paper bouquets for a while now, but they just launched an EXTRA LARGE size, and minions, it is majestic:

FreshCut Pop-Up Sunflower Bouquet

You can send these straight from Amazon, so no need to pay extra shipping, and since they fold flat for storage your loved ones can display them year after year. Big, BIG fan of these, plus they have lots more flowers and styles to choose from, go see.

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And from my other blog, Epbot:

If Cake Croutons Become A Thing, I WANT CREDIT

It's the day before Thanksgiving here in America, my friends, but ALL of us could stand to be more thankful for the little things in life.

Like turkeys giving birth to pilgrim hats:

And old Halloween flotsam:

For floating scarecrow heads:

Desperate store managers trying to get rid of old stock:

And spurting turkey cannons:

For turkeys with exploding butts:

("My bad.")

And sad pilgrim heads:

For goobles:

And gobles:

And all those many, many Thanks Given:

Not to mention all the bakers who actually think it's spelled that way.

For giant salads with cake croutons:

(I dunno. But I like it.)

And for knowing that, while you can't polish a turd, you CAN stick a paper tail in it and call it a turd-key:

But most of all, lets be thankful for our friends, our family, and for this guy:

Because, c'mon, look at him.

LOOK AT HIM.

Hope you have a great Thanksgiving, minions! Maybe have the pie.

Also giving thanks for Shannon R., Marah S., Lucretia J., Chris H., Sabrina K., Lee V., Sarah S., Juanita G., Pamela T., Christopher F., James L., Tanya D., & Diane G. Gooble 'til ya drooble, guys.

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P.S. We like floofs here, yes?

This is our cat Suki, and she luuuuurves these sticks so much I figured I should tell y'all about them.

Silvervine Cat Chew Sticks

If your cats don't react to catnip, try these; they're branches from a different plant with the same effect. My cats happen to love both, but I prefer Silvervine since the sticks are less messy than loose catnip, plus help clean their teeth.

Even better, a 10-pack of sticks is only $6, and they last forever. It's been 2 years and I'm still on my second pack. Every couple months I'll scrape off a little bark to expose more of the wood underneath, which freshens the effect; the cats are EXTRA interested afterward. (The sticks have no smell for humans, btw.) Highly, HIGHLY recommend for your feline friends.

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And from my other blog, Epbot: