To Be Blunt...

You're beautiful!

You're beautiful!

You're beautiful,

It's true.

I saw this cake,

On a tin foil plate

And I don't know what to do.

o.0

'Cuz I'm pretty sure that's poo.

>.<

Thanks to Elise W., Andy & Sarah, Lindsay B., Kenneth R., Tanya H., & Melissa L. for helping wipe away the tiers. (Better bring an extra dish towel, guys.)

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P.S. Speaking of things that make your head hurt, a friend recently got me this gel cap for my migraines, and sweet icy Stay Puft, y'all, it's amazing:

Migraine Hot/Cold Gel Cap

 I have a huge head and a lot of hair, so it's pretty snug on me, but the extra pressure with the cold is heavenly during a migraine. I used to hold a cold pack and keep shifting it around from side to side, but this wraps my entire skull in a cooling hug. Ahhhh so good.

I keep the gel cap sealed in the fridge all the time now, so I can grab it as soon as a headache starts up. The cold only lasts 15-20 minutes, but it's 1000% worth it in my book, highly recommend.

(Just a reminder that everything you purchase through my daily Amazon links - even if it's not that item! - helps support me and John, so thank you! You can also see a list of some of my favorite linked items here.)

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And from my other blog, Epbot:

'Tis The Season

It's hard to capture all the magic of the season in a single cake, but by jove, I think this bakery's gone and done it:

I don't know about you, but I'm feeling all warm and tingly inside.

What do you think, Ambivalent Snowmen?

"Ehhhhhh..."
"Mmmph..."
"Errrrrrr...."
"Wellll..."
"I HAVE NO OPINION STOP TALKING TO ME."

Oh! That reminds me:

'Tis the season to pick up your custom order at the bakery, realize how awful it is as you're walking away, and dump the wreck in the cheese case before making a hasty get-away:

Fa la la la la laaaaaaaa...

La la

La

La.

Thanks to Lindsay G., Carla L., Cathy C., & Helen A. for the worst foot-in-mouth situation I've seen in ages.

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P.S. Now that it's *almost* scarf weather in Florida let me show you my new favorite find:

The CVS Receipt Scarf
 
Y'all. It's soft, it goes with everything, and it's a giant CVS receipt. Talk about a hilarious-but-useful gift - or the best reveal when someone compliments your look.

(Just a reminder that everything you purchase through my daily Amazon links - even if it's not that item! - helps support me and John, so thank you! You can also see a list of some of my favorite linked items here.)

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And from my other blog, Epbot: