A Thank You Note To Wreckerators

I'd like to take a moment to thank the people who've made the last 12 years of my life possible:

The wreckerators.

Dear Wreckorators,
Hi. It's me again.
Listen, I know you're busy...

Groovy.

...and I don't want to distract you...

So close.

...but I want you to know how much we all appreciate you.
Because you're specail.
EXTRA specail.

Without you, the world would never have experienced the glory of edible baby butts:

Or known that balloons could look this much like sperm:

And brides-to-be wouldn't lose nearly as much sleep.

Plus, without you, wreckerators, I wouldn't question my ability to spell "congratulations" on a near-daily basis.

Is this right? I've got 173 more unpublished misspellings of this word waiting in the archives, so... I HAVE NO IDEA.

Yes, wreckerators, you've made the world a vastly more interesting place, and I for one love it.

Here's to us being Best Buds literally forever:

Or literally in center.

That works, too.

Thanks to Susan H., Debi E., Erika P., Bria C., Tess B.,Virgina B., KM, & Michelle E. for reminding us just how sad a wreck-less life would be.

*****

P.S. I like to have fun cards on hand for thank you notes and birthdays and whatnot, and I thought you might like my latest purchase:

Fancy Wildlife All-Occasion Cards

Please note the fancy chicken. And the elephant carrying a stack of waffles. You get 20 of these beauties - with envelopes - for $13 Prime, plus there are a dozen MORE art styles to choose from, like "Funky Rainbow Cats" and "Wild Kisses" - which you really shouldn't look at while drinking coffee. Ermergersh.

These Chicks Are TOAST

SHHHHH. Listen.

Do you hear that?

The bunnies... are coming.

And they've got a name with your bullets on it.

("Isn't that supposed to be the other way arou...?"

"SILENCE!")

The bunnies will rip you from your shells!

Or smoosh you down INTO them really hard!

Which is super uncomfortable!

The bunnies have 'UUUGE pointy teeth.

And they stare at you like this when you ask how their day was:

So awkward.

Then they eat your soul.

But don't worry; they always go after the hot chicks first.

So what are you, a chicken?

EXCELLENT.

Then you can go first.

Thanks to Anneke D., Daniel C., Renae S., Ranae W., Emily S., Samantha S., Jessica & David, Caitlin W., Mai A., & Amada W. for that shining example of why you never put cute things in pairs holding hands.

*****

For all you cool chicks out there:

Chicken Leg Knee-High Socks

Now you can warm up with these cozy chicken leg socks!