Bohemian Wrecksody

Is she a real wife,

...without the letter E?

 

Post-marital strife?

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Buy a cake from the bakery!

 

Open your eyes,

 

Watch the monster cry,

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"Cookieeee!"

 

He's just an old man!

He needs baked sympathy.

 

Because he's easy come,

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Easy go,

 

Little high,

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Little low!

 

Any kind of cake goes, as long as the batter's...

...nail-free!

Na-il freeeeee.

 

Thanks to Kari Jo M., Kyla W., Jennifer L., Beth H., Randi H., Stacie B., Amanda H., Andrew H., Bronwyn G., & Sarah M. for helping me be a little mercurial. (See what I did there?)

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Bluetooth Sleep Headphones

I listen to boring audio books on these every night to keep my brain from spinning out of control, which works wonders for my insomnia. These things have been a life saver: comfy enough for side sleeping, not too loud like some of my old speakers, they double as an eye mask, AND they're 20% off this week! Highly recommend.

Cake Secrets

WRECKERATOR CONFESSION TIME!

"My boss made me sweep the floor, even though I didn't make the mess. So I swept up, and then made her a special cake...

"...which somehow got set out for sale."

"You know that third time I asked you to spell 'congratulation' for me?

"I was totally messing with you."

"My watch is in there."

"Sometimes I like to draw vaguely obscene things on cakes...

"...and then tell your kids they're Oompa Loompas."

"I've never seen Star Wars."

"I told you it was a grill, but to be honest...

"I don't know what this is, either.

"Oh, and I licked the spoon."

"I really, really, REALLY....

"...don't like kids."

"I told my managers it'll never happen again, but...

"...wait'll they see where I put Snow White!"

Monica R., Sarina, Jes H., Kelly W., Heather S., Dee P., Marissa C., & Brian B, your secrets are safe with me. And everyone else on the Internet.

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P.S. In the spirit of continued learning and broadening our horizons, I found you some take-home reading: