Thanks For Nothing, Pheven

October was Breast Cancer Awareness Month, so it was nice to see bakers doing their part:

...to make pink ribbons look like ding-a-lings.

Mary ordered a cupcake cake (patooie!) in the shape of a number 6 for her daughter, but I guess the baker ran out of cupcakes, so...

This birthday is brought to you by 3/4 of the number 0.

Thanks for nothing.

How Twitter has ruined us all:

#Wrecktastic

And finally, Catherine told the baker her son's name was "Stephen with a PH."

She got this:

Thanks to Amber G., Mary G., Meredith N., & Catherine J. for the phweet phurprise.

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Here's one for all you "Attoreys @ Law" out there:

Legal Decision Maker

It's a desk spinner!

Cook Something Bold & Pungent Day

It's "Cook Something Bold & Pungent Day," minions, and as you might imagine, I have a few candidates.

For example, it was a bold move of this baker to include a Gingerbread Man's nuts:

Heyooo.

And speaking of bold and pungent movements:

HEYOOOO.

(K, but for real, why is it so bug-eyed? Can poop be constipated? But then it's also SMILING. And covered in sprinkles. This... this is wrong on so many levels.)

I don't usually go after flavors, but then, I don't usually see Hot Cheetos on a chocolate cake.

That's right. HOT CHEETOS. CHOCOLATE CAKE.

Definitely falls under Bold & Pungent. Blegagagag.

And finally, I don't think any actual cooking was involved, but still...

HOW DARE YOU

Thanks to Jeniffer J., Krystine M., Amber C., & Stephanie S. for finding a lunch meat that will always taste funny.

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It's no Meat Clown, but I *did* find some Dino-Might:

TriceraTaco Holder

Which I think we can all agree is way better.

Btw, I've started keeping a list of some of my favorite Amazon finds that I link here. Be sure to bookmark it for the next time you need a funny gift!

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