The Best Literal LOLs in CW History Part 1

John asked me to pick my top 10 literal LOLs of all time, and I just couldn't do it, guys. There are too many! So instead, here are my top 20... in two parts. ENJOY.

Sorry, you can't have any.

But they never did. So sad.

And they say technology makes our lives easier:

"What flash drive?"

"Oh, must be this one:"

Thanks to Jessica P., Amanda M., JR, Ross E., Kimberly L., Caylin C., Eugene K., Gauhar, Johanna O. & Elisabeth R., with extra sprinkles on top.

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I found another way to get SUPER literal with your thumb drive:

Thumb Drive Memory Stick

Bahahaa! The gift box is what really makes it, omigosh.

This Cookie's Gonna Land Me In Facebook Jail (Again)

They asked for cupcakes with the Batman logo:

Sing it with me!

Na na na na na na na nana na na...

NUH-UH.

Renee wanted a number 18 on each of her cupcakes:

Which, technically, she kind of got?

How To Tell Your Baker Has Never Played Tetris:

Step 1: Order a Tetris Cake Step
2: Get this:

Only a true prefessional can spot the oh-so-subtle signs of a bakery cleaning out their flotsam bin:

OH-SO-SUBTLE, I say.

And finally, I just found your new ice breaker for parties:

GUESS WHAT THIS IS:

If you guessed "a baby in a crib wearing a Christening gown" then, well, let's be honest: there's no way you guessed that.

Silvia, I'd say next time just order the pacifier design, but only because we all know how that'd end up, and I have some great puns lined up for it. [evil grin]

Thanks to Bridget L., Renee D., Emily B., Kida, & Silvia L. for rockin' the cradle of "you've-gotta-be-kidding-me." Now quick, everyone, go print out that cookie picture for your next holiday party!

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P.S. Speaking of pacifiers, I mustache you a question:

HipsterKid Mustachifier Pacifiers

Do you prefer the Cowboy or the Gentleman? :D