Let's. Get. FLOTSAMIZED.

Tell you what, bakers, I have a great idea: Forget decorating, just throw anything on there!

That's right, go nuts!

Cookies?

Sure!

Individually wrapped & stickered cookies?

Even better!

Lollipops buried in icing?

Why not?

An empty ice cream cone over a random pile of sprinkles?

Heck yeah!

The pulverized bits at the bottom of an M&M's bag?

YES YES YES.

But let's think outside the "edible" box. Think you can jam an entire book in there?

Or a big silk flower?

Oh! And some ribbon!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

HAHA...

*coughcoughcough*

*cough*

Ahem.

(gasping)
Man, I need a drink...

That'll do.

Thanks to Anna R., Mary W., Jenna M., Hayven A., Justine V., Tania S., Crystal B., Andrea and Anne Marrie, and Cami L. for remembering what's important in life. And what's important is being able to drink your topper.

The Best/Worst Valentine Cakes To Give Someone You Love

Wonky hearts and cupid bows are so predictable.

Why not spice up this Valentines Day with something a little... you know... [eyebrow waggle]

...confusing.

Of course you want to leave some things to the imagination:

As big as WHAT can be, you ask?

Well, now, [WINK] that's up to YOU to... ok, a rainbow. They meant the rainbow. Happy?

There's also the direct approach:

("Bloody L, I can't tell if I should censor this or not!")

But try not to confuse your baker:

For once I'm siding with the seller - 'cuz that shiz is hilarious.

And finally, the best/worst Valentines cake for anyone who loves cake, Tom Selleck, edible chest hair, and, of course, the word "moist."

BOOM.

Thanks to Anony M., Chris T., Linda H., Kim W., & Carley C. for the classic Cake Wrecks throwback.

*****

P.S. In case you feel like trolling your friend who hates the word "moist":

Gold Accented "Moist" Mug