Settle A Bet For Me

CW reader Tati snapped a photo of something... interesting... on display in a local bakery's window.

Now, John and I have studied this thing at length (FOR SCIENCE!!), and unfortunately we can't seem to agree on what, exactly, it's supposed to be.

Here's where you guys come in.

Ok, first impression: Is this a bleeding butt, or bleeding boobs?

How 'bout from this angle?

Now, the real question:

Thanks, Tati. I think.

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You deserve a unicorn chaser after that - but would you settle for a secret Joey Tribbiani pillow?

 Joey Tribiani Sequin Pillow Cover

It comes in every color!

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And from my other blog, Epbot:

Sunday Sweets In Summer

♫ Bees'll buzz,

(TrudyCakes and Cookies, no location listed)

Kids'll blow dandelion fuzz

(Anka P, Slovakia)

 And I'll be doing what everyone does

 In summer

(Debbie Brown Cakes, UK)

A drink in my hand

(Couture Cakes By Olga, Sri Lanka)

My toes up against the burning sand

(The Stables Pantry, UK)

That's where I'd be 

if I could stand it, Summer

(Cake Heaven by Marlene, Malta)

But I'll never hang out at the beach, for me it's far too warm

Bingeing shows in the A/C breeze is my Summer norm

(The Fox And The Cake, France)

Oh the sky will be blue

(Cakeheads, online tutorials)

But you guys should stay in, toooooo

'Cuz we're sure to do what frozen things do in Summer!

(Fancy That Cake, Missouri)

Some things just AREN'T worth melting for.

 ♫  In SUM-MERRRRRR!

(My Sweeter Side, Ohio)

Stay cool out there, my friends!

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Hey, speaking of staying cool…

Rainbow Neck Fan

I like this style better than the version that hugs your neck. Plus, rainbows!