Ghost Taunters International

[dramatic voice-over guy]: "Today, on Ghost Taunters International, the team travels to Geneva to investigate an ancient spa slaughterhouse that was also used as an asylum for homicidal clowns."

"Uh...guys? Does the fountain always do that?"

"Where tortured souls, rubber noses, and victims of unspeakable beauty treatments lie in wait..."

"There's something in the water. THERE'S SOMETHING IN THE WATER."

[sounds of scuffling]

"Oh, never mind. It's just some disembodied arms. And maybe a child's head."

"PHEW! For a second there, I thought we'd found a cold spot."

"And dark forces seem to be lurking...in the dark."

"Ok, who brought the dog?"

"Are these wayward spirits trying to break free from their unearthly shackles and actually make contact?"

"Okay, I've got a plan. Stay close...stay close!...and..."

"GET HER!"

[shrieks]

[more scuffling]

"Oh. Sorry, Leslie. But really, you might consider laying off the white powder and mascara."

"What shocking new evidence will be revealed in the team's quest for proof of the supernatural?"

[sssppssspspsspppssIwanttoeatyourfacessppsps]

[gasping] "OMIGOSH. Someone said my name. Did you hear that? Something said, 'Leslie.' I swear! Did you hear it?"

"I dunno; sounded more like 'Cream Cheese' to me."

"I heard 'Velveeta.'"

"Anyone else getting hungry?"

"Or could these spirits be up to more serious funny business?"

"The clowns are angry. I can feel it."

"Ok, if there are any clowns down here, could you please give us another sign? Maybe this time without killing our camera man?"

"Will the team find answers in this circus/spa/slaughterhouse?"

"This was the seaweed wrap room, wasn't it?"

"How did you know?"

"Just a hunch."

"Or will they face their greatest challenge yet?"

"Ug. You know, in this infrared your pores look DISGUSTING. Seriously. You should, like, exfoliate or something."

"Find out, on Ghost Taunters, International!"

Thanks to Cynthia C. booturtle, Teri P., Natalie B., Chris C., Lyn W., Diana M., & Anna M. for the MASS HYSTERIA.

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P.S. These would be hilarious for your next watch party:

Character Spa Face Masks

I'm already thinking a spa-themed craft night is in order, just so we can all wear these.

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And from my other blog, Epbot:

Baffling Star Wars Cakes The Demand Answers

Today is Revenge of the 5th, young padawans, so this is the perfect time to ask something about Star Wars that's been bugging me for YEARS.

::dramatic pause::

What the heck is up with this cake design?

It's supposed to look like that. I checked.

As you can see, it's a weirdly patriotic, abstract, head-floaty situation.

The dot pattern shifts around almost as much as the official explanation for midi-chlorians.

"No, really, they were there all along, Luke." #DealWithIt

And why the candy cane stripes? Why these colors? WHY DARTH VADER'S HEAD? What does it all meeeean?

Granted, Strangers Things have happened.

Heyoooo.

Darth Demogorgon: The Empire Turned Upside Down.

While we're talking here, maybe one of you can tell me what these are:

All I see are fish. I'm so confused.

Which brings me to the ULTIMATE baffling Star Wars design. This thing's got it all: Abstract explosions. A kiddy pool. Darth attacking bird droppings. And of course, more dots.

[whispering] It's a Masterpiece of Mystery.

So in conclusion, minions:

And thanks to M.L., Anne, Autumn A., Ruthie G., Anony M., Hilary G., & Brent K. for reminding us to use the forks. Otherwise icing gets everywhere.

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And from my other blog, Epbot: