Today's Wrecks speak for themselves. Or at least attempt to.
[singing] "I'll have a POO Christmas, without youuuu..."
And lastly, an oddly emphatic proposal:
In case these failed to get the message across: Merry Christmas, all. May your day be sweet and utterly wreck-less .
Many thanks to holiday Wreckporters Jenn S., Irene D., Bergen W., Todd T., Abby, Jennifer L., Jessica C., and Angela M.!