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A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen
Saturday
Oct032009

That's Some Spout

"I'm a little teapot,

short and stout.

Here is my handle

here is my..."


Erm. Yeeeaaahhh.


Heather L., do you take one lump or two?

- Related Wreckage: This One's for the Ladies

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Reader Comments (127)

This deserves a triple X rating.

But I'll have a big ol' slice of that spout anyway, please. I do love me some spout.

October 3, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterAlix

Uh . . . , words fail me. One lump or two . . . {{snicker}}

October 3, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterWriteCards

ha ha ha Instant classic!

October 3, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterNinotchka

O.M.G. Now granted, I've been a bit shall we say, 'deprived' of late, but still... this actually made it into the display case?!?!?!

WV: gisheigi - the gutteral sound I made in my astonishment upon first viewing this wreck...

October 3, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterErica

"Attention bakery department, please have the cake decorator pick up line two, Dr. Freud is on hold."

October 3, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterWendy

Oh please tell me there isn't cream cheese filling! Egads!

(word verification exctish: as in is this cake suppose to exctish me?)

October 3, 2009 | Unregistered Commenter5thsister

Oh No!

October 3, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterRebekah

Ummmm... wow! That's quite a "spout"! ~ Jennie

October 3, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterJennie

They needed to reconsider the color change on their 'spout', matching the handle decor might have been safer!

October 3, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterKaren Valinda

I do NOT want to see that thing "get all steamed up"...

October 3, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterThe Courteous Chihuahua

It lookes like a dogs head! Tilted to the side, with pink ears and a rose insted of an eye. And a gap instead of a nose so they didn't have to make yet another colour of icing. Pink, green and white should go a long way when making dog head CCC!

October 3, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterAnette S

Hmmm. Are you sure you want to drink that? lol

October 3, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterBilby P. Dalgyte

You know, just once, I would love to see someone actually order a cake that looked like a phallus and see what the wreckerators came up with. If they can turn butterflies, tea pots, balloons, etc. into members, what could they turn a member into?

October 3, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterMelinda

Is your teapot's spout too small? Click here!

October 3, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterAnonymous

ya know what... after looking at the spout, blinking a few times in shock... and re-looking at the cake, I've deceided the handle hole also gives me the heebie-jeebies

October 3, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterDouble AA

Dibs on the "spout"

October 3, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterAA

Ewwwwwwwww!!! A little exhibtionistic pervert teapot!! And I just wanted to cook some tea.

October 3, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterSara Otterst├Ątter

Perfect for a little girl's first tea party!

October 3, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterAnonymous

Eeeeeew.

October 3, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterAnonymous

And of course it had to be pink.
I'm pretty sure that was unintentional, but still... yikes.
Now, off to find something to scour my brain...

October 3, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterStephanie

Well, hello! :D

October 3, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterMichelle S.

Oh, dear. That's got a bit of the phallic to it. The ladies who lunch will be appalled.

October 3, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterLose That Girl

Why does chamomille sound dirty now?

October 3, 2009 | Unregistered Commentermandi

That is just bad!! How do these cakes actually make it out of the bakery?

October 3, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterWonderfully Made Designs

Freud would have a field day.

(and btw the one lump or two comment was just too much! I just ate breakfast. ew)

October 3, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterNiecey

This was probably the birthday cake that started Amber along her merry way.

I love this site so much. Thanks for keeping up the postings and updates even while on the road. Talk about your wreck stars!

--kate

October 3, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterAnonymous

The real crime wasn't the error of how it came out, but actually putting it on the display case! What person didn't SEE this??

October 3, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterAnonymous

Hahahahahahahaha! This is my new favorite wreck of all time!

Love it!

October 3, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterMichelle

I am still sitting here with my mouth agape.

October 3, 2009 | Unregistered Commentersusie

Anonymous said...
"Perfect for a little girl's first tea party!"
...and now you know how Lorena Bobbit got started.

October 3, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterCecile

:-O

October 3, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterMelis

I'm just going to say it looks like an elephant trunk... yeah... that's it

October 3, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterVeggieT

I'm a little "pee" pot, perhaps?

October 3, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterAnonymous

Really, some people must do this type of thing on purpose - who can't see this? Even so, this would have been a wreck even if the spout wasn't so phallic!

wv: defecace - a descriptive word for some of the c*** we see in bakery cases.

October 3, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterLaura

Veggie T, I'm with you...can any other disney freaks see Dumbo in his clown get up here? Or is it just me?

I think Freud would have a field day with me...

October 3, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterLiz

I never realized a little teapot could look as if it had caught an std... I mean it don't look right on SOOOOO many levels.

Paging Dr. Freud... Paging Dr. Freud... stat!

October 3, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterJoseph

When I clicked on the related posts link, I expected it'd be this one: http://cakewrecks.blogspot.com/2008/05/this-made-me-laugh-til-i-cried.html

But the linked one was good too. :-D

October 3, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterLady

I know you were this was on your mind...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BV0RL7vK44E

October 3, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterStephanie

Nothin' like a good piece of spout!

October 3, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterJulie

Thank you - I needed a good cleansing laugh this morning after oversleeping a criminally long time. *SO* looking forward to you coming to Bethesda!!

October 3, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterMerujo

Oh MY! What a big..."spout" you have!

Woo-hoo...hope they serve sake with that teapot!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Word Verification (SCORE!!):

maturrec: "Warning: the following teapot is intended only for maturrec". That is, "Mature Recreation".

October 3, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterMandy

my husband's reaction: "What's that, a teapot?" "Yeah." "No, I think it's more of a pee-pot."

October 3, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterAnonymous

is that rose a crypt orchid?

("retained testicle")

October 3, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterLittle Lovables

I'll take two nuts with that spout.
And tell Loraina that her Cake is ready!

October 3, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterHeidi

What makes me more sad is that it's rather pretty otherwise, then you get SHEMALE!

October 3, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterZhoen

"Tea?"
"yes, please!"
"One hump or two?"
"Oh my!!!"

LOL!!!!
Wendy

October 3, 2009 | Unregistered Commenterwendl26

Oh, Lord. You just know that cake was meant for somebody's granny.

October 3, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterDiana

Oh my goodness gracious...LOL!

October 3, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterAlbatross

you shoulda warned us about the adult content in this one :-)

Nice spout by the way...

October 3, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterGillian

We should totes hook this guy up with Mrs (Angela Lansbury) Potts from Beauty and the Beast.

October 3, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterGlory von Hathor

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