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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen

Batter UP!

Frankly, Carianne, I don't think I can top the genius of the pun that is 'batter up', so I'll just quit while I'm ahead.

PS: Take that, Failblog.

- Related Wreckage: Freud Would Have a Field Day

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Reader Comments (163)

Wacky fallic poo-bats!! My favorite!

Now there is certainly SO very much wrong with this cake... but what about that great label? "The Moistest Cake You've Ever Tasted!"

Yes, its the poo-bats that make it moist. They're fresh.

November 21, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterDave Trueb

Since when is baseball played with a pickaxe and male genitalia?

November 21, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterAnonymous

I don't EVEN want to know how it got to be the Moistest Cake Ever.


November 21, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterDIANE

You know, on that last cake...

The combination of the phallic bat and the "moistest cake you've ever tasted" label is making my mind go places it REALLY doesn't want to go.

Somebody please pass the brain bleach.

November 21, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterLittle Luxuries

Ah, I see, its ugly because someone has ALREADY tasted it! How else would they know its the moistest one ever? Yeah the poo willies really add to that.

EDIT: "mogishn", as in "get that monstrosity out of mogishn"

November 22, 2009 | Unregistered Commenterdarkshines

Stop! OMG...STOP! I can't...breathe...the laughter!
The poo! That HUGE balls (compared to the poo wang!) hahahaha

November 23, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterThoracias

I think the funniest thing about this is the label on the package that reads: The Moistest's cupcakes all glumped together with scary colored frosting, not a cake !

November 23, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterNonna Beach


"The moistest cake you have ever tasted."

Nice reference to the left...

November 23, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterSharleen

it looks "moistest" i mean, the iceing is shiny.

November 24, 2009 | Unregistered Commentercatholicgirl247

Umm. I'm thinking it's baby batter.

November 24, 2009 | Unregistered Commenterchar

Is that turd base?

November 28, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterAnonymous

Im having a hard time with controlling my laughter! OMG have no idea if its a penis or crap so that makes it ten times better!

December 19, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterAnonymous

I find it incredible that no one ever catches the sticker on these cake boxes. i used to work at the place where this cake cake from and "moistest" is not a word. I love it.

June 16, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterDanielle

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