Hey, it's Valentine's Day!! May the sugar-coated cuteness and commercially-driven materialistic declarations of affection begin!
Just don't get your cutie-patootie any of these:
These could lead to a lot of fun "what's that supposed to mean?" conversations:
"Baby, your lover would like you to take the trash out."
"Baby, your lover is going to the store."
"Baby, your lover gets the not-so-subtle hint from your Valentine's present..."
Now, these cake/cookie things may suffer from the whole bum-crack affliction:
Gabrielle H., Maya C., Anne M., Kandace H., Michael H., & Ben O., John's lover thanks you.