Tuesday
Mar032009
"And in the Mornin', I'm Making WAFFLES."
March 3, 2009 Today's Wreck is so unrecognizable I figured I better give you as many clues as possible before showing it to you.
Clue #1: He's big, green, and lives in a swamp.
Clue #2: He's a cartoon ogre.
Clue #3: His name is Shrek.
Clue #4: He looks like this:
Ok, have you guessed who it is yet? Here comes the Wreck! (Choo choo!)
AAAAAUUUGGGHHH!!! Ahem.
Ok, so it's shiny, toothy, and has a homicidal glint in its dead, dead eyes.
On the other hand, now we know what would happen if the Incredible Hulk and Sloth from the Goonies ever had a love child. Right, Michelle Y.?
Reader Comments (134)
This is very obviously a goblin, not an ogre. The chin is the marking.
AAHHH! as soon as i saw the name of this post, i freaked. 1 of my favorite movie quotes ever!!!!! we needed a shrek-wreck.....thanks jen!!!!!!!!!
It looks more like one of the mean gremlins fed after midnight in the movie "Gremlins"! Only green.
Something about his dead-eyed stare, combined with that ridiculous grin, sets off all my giggle triggers. Heeheeheehee!
Dermingl: What Shrek's skin does as it slowly dissolves and mixes with the acid gloop covering his face. Or at least, that's what it looks like.
Oh my God! That is the ugliest cake I've ever seen. I don't think I could eat that...the green...the black...the ugly face...UGH!
Seems Shrek paid a visit to the local nuclear plant. That probably explains the shine and the mutated face.
I don't know about you, but I'd take dead blue elephants, dead pig butts, and the headless bobby soxer anyday over this!
---Bree
Hulk and Sloth love child??!? Hahahahahahahahahahaha!!
Oh dear
Sloth love Chunnnnnnnk.
Are you sure that's not supposed to be a Vogon?
TOO FUNNY! It looks like those green things in The Secret World of Og!
Oh, my God...that is hilarious. I'm laughing so hard I'm crying!
He looks like the "Green-head-on-the-wall" wizard on the Wizard of Oz!!!
*cringes* They expect you to actually eat that?! O_O
oh my..that cake looks like a galum (spelling) from lord of the rings....
Mother of God! That is horrifying!
It's Yoda's beatnik brother. See it, with the little thin beard? "Hey, all you Jedi cats and kittens..."
Regarding the "Incredible hulk/Sloth" comment, I only have 3 words: "Hey You GUUUUUYS!"
Ryan P
Shrek got hit with something; just can't figure out what.
~Amy B
I immediately thought "WoW goblin" too. Maybe I've been playing too much World of Warcraft.
OH MY! That is the most sick cake I ever seen!
I love to see that you get so many comments :) keep up the good work, and thanks for posting!
I submitted this. It was just as grotesque in person. The eyes were very gelatinous and wiggly like jello and they were yellowish. It was for my three year old daughter's birthday. None of the kids seemed to care but we adults laughed (I even laughed after I got over being so annoyed about it).
And as gross as it looks it was actually REALLY tasty.
-Michelle
I didn't know Peas and Boogers was a Crayola color.
HOLY CRAP!! This may be the worst wreck yet. For realz. :S
Does anyone else see E.T.? I'm laughing so hard I'm crying, but I'm sure I see E.T. ... after too much space radiation.
It looks like the goblins from World of Warcraft.
My kids always complain that I never laugh out loud... unless I'm reading your blog, then I just can't hold it in. Too funny.
That Shrek cake looks scary!
I showed my 3-year old (a HUGE Shrek fan) this cake.
Me: Who's this?
him: (blank stare)
Me: (scrolling up to picture of Shrek) Who's this?
him: Strek!
Me: (scrolling back down) OK, now who's this?
him: (blank stare)
There you have it. It's officially not "Strek"
Just don't feed it after midnight, get it wet, or leave it out in the sun.
Conjoined twin mutant turtles that just a minute ago were on top of the Empire State Building but are now on Shrek's head.
That's just DISGUSTING!
omg, that's one demented shrek!
Shrek's adventures in the nuclear power plant part 2: How reactors work... From inside.