Passive Aggressive Notes, eat your heart out. ;)
I despise you all, you bunch of idiots. ;)
See? The little ;) shows I'm joking! ;)
Also, last I checked California was still attached. Just sayin'.
UPDATE: Yes, my loyal and attentive Wreckies, I DID see the apostrophe is in the wrong place on this cake. Rest assured I am not advocating some new radical apostrophe-placement coup. It's bad. Baaa-aad.
Q: Hey, what's better than a mean goodbye cake?