Wednesday
Oct202010
A Little Late to the Meme
October 20, 2010 Hello, Wreckies.
Look at this cake you want:
Now look at the cake you got:
Now look at me:
Now look at this other cake:
Now back to me:
Look down.
Now back up.
This is a horse:
Now I'm pink.
Now look at the Jonas Brothers:
I'm a pirate.
Valerie, Olyvia S., Stacey, Rebecca M., Kayleen W., Tamara H., Shannon S., & Mandy R., I think these jokes may be little stale. Eh, I guess that's what you get with old spice cakes.
Zing!!
Update: The Jesus Raptor painting was originally done by Monty Propps. The original painting of Jesus with the lamb was done by Del Parson.
Reader Comments (179)
John, Applause for this great "crowd of mis-cakes".
Mocking
PS You are walking the fine line with TNT and a sense of humor- good job.
"Raptor of the Christ" *snerk* "Dyno-Christ" So many bad puns come to mind.
And so many bad cluster bombs of CCCs.
I could use some fresh spice cake right now.
I just read it 3 times in a row. That brightened my day. Good times
My husband thinks that the only cake that could top the Raptor Of Jesus would be Him caressing a baby Cthulhu. Or maybe Cthulhu showing up in a manger scene.
Thank you so so so so much for the Jesus/dinosaur cake. I am laughing/crying at work and could not be happier. I needed a good laugh so bad, and WOW, did that just hit the spot. Love you guys!
Gotta love it! Just when you think you've seen it all!
"Mommy, why is Jesus holding a velociraptor?"
@Caroline B:
"Do you think the wreckorator misconstrued the Rapture of Christ to be the Raptor of Christ?"
ROFL That's genius! (and probably what inspired the photoshop)
Serious props to Caroline B for the "raptor of Christ." I laughed out loud.
And hooray for you for that great, great, fabulously hysterical image. I thought I spent too much time on the internet, but it was new to me, too. Now must think of an occasion for such a cake....
Love the dinosaur cake. Wouldn't say it's a wreck, I just love it. It was well done.
I always wondered where dinosaurs fit intto biblical history. and behold! evidence!
Nice reference. Made me smile. :)
Also, that raptor jesus cake is pretty cool, actually.
Wow.
I love the Old Spice commercial, bringing it to CW was just a step into the Twilight Zone, and absurdly wonderful.
I'm pink, I'm a horse, I'm a pirate. I heard it all in OS guy's voice. Which is weird, since the CCC's were mostly female.
I admit it, I'm an internet junkie, I have seen Jesus holding the raptor before. Ok, so maybe not in person...
Thanks for the laughs!!
~~Di
Oh, I love that commercial! But some of those cakes... not so much. Brilliant post.
Also, the Jesus/dino cake is the only acceptable use for edible photos (paintings?).
Great spoofage there John! :D
Love it, I now have one of these cakes as the screensaver on my iPhone.
Whoa! Looks like the Jonas brothers 20 years into the future!
wv: wommatif - An interjection referring to tooth pain
"Wommatif are killing me after eating that CCC"
AWESOME!!!!
I just posted this sesame street video two days ago on facebook:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6hyCTKx5UA
to which my husband commented:
"Look at your comment, now back to mine. Now back at your comment now back to mine. Sadly it isn't mine, but if you stopped trolling and started posting legitimate comments it could look like mine. Look down, back up, where are you? You're scrolling through comments, writing the comment your comment could look like. What did you post? Back at mine, it's a reply saying something you want to hear. Look again the reply is now diamonds.Anything is possible when you think before you post"
HA HA HA!!!
The Jesus with the raptor is a great looking cake, but I just couldn't eat a picture of Jesus.
For those wondering about dinosaurs in the Bible, check out the book of Job and the book of Psalms.
LOVE THIS!!! LMAO
Its kinda coincidental tho..Captain Morgan on Facebook had his status set today sounding like the guy from the Old Spice commercial too! Also hilarious!
http://www.facebook.com/lindacurley63#!/CaptainMorgan/posts/166822666677644
WV: whing "Whing goes my head..looking at you, back at the cake, back at you..LOL
I so want the Jesus with the dinosaur cake!
lol, look for the grover version of this!!!!
as for the jonas brothers cake... EDIBLE IMAGES PEOPLE, though that would be illegal for copyright reasons.
♪ ♫ dododo-dodo-da-dodo ♫ ♪
W.V. Kilatt - Remember john, it's hard to kilatt meme.
Haha that cake with Christ was hilarious. I had to look at it twice to relize what was so off about it. So funny!
the horse should have been the last thing to mimic the commercial better
The one with Jesus and the dinosaur has got to take the cake. See what I did there?
Wow, I love the photo cake.
I kind of love the Jesus cake. How awesome is that?
I love the that cake with Jesus carrying a dinosaur! That is really heart-warming and the art is really definite and well-made! One of the best cakes that I would want to have for my birthday!
Ok I'm sure it's been said 127 times already (I'm too lazy to read through the comments) but can you puh-lease make a video of this post?! John can sing? Or your assistant Jen can find out there's a dead dog again? Extra awesomeness if you do it with muppets..... Pleeeaasseeeee?
Does this mean that all the little dinosaurs get to go to heaven now too? Oh, glory be! I was so worried about them!
There's a song titled "Big Black Horse and a Cherry Tree". It's about the devil tempting the singer. I'm thinkin' that's the big black horse from the song.
...And T-Rex Jesus is just funny, even if it IS a photocake.
the post itself made me grateful for Kegel xrcz (exercise should be a 4 letter word- don't you think?) but the Raptor of Christ made me pee on myself. after that, the songs were just icing on the cake, so to speak
-Barbara Anne
Best. Post. EVER! Someone should totally email it to the corporate Old Spice people - how could they not hoot with laughter?
Just plain awesome :)
The Jesus holding a dinosaur cake made even my grumpy husband giggle.
It's Raptor Jesus!
That's the cake your cake could smell like!
(Anything is possible when your cupcakes smell like a dinosaur and not a lady.)
I want Jesus cake!!!
My guess is the Jesus-dinosaur cake was commissioned by a creationist group.
Ooh, maybe the horse is Bad Horse himself! The Thoughoubred of Sin in the same post as Jesus and the dino, wow.
The pirate cake makes me think of Noddy playing pirate-
http://cdn2.ioffer.com/img/1072339200/_i/2140169/1.jpg
What strikes me about the Raptor of Jesus cake is the expression on Jesus' face- looks like he's thinking, "Just wait till you see what my Dad has planned for you, ha ha." Which is not a very Christian attitude ;-)
WV: Latoo- what you get when you order a latte from a cakewrecker to go with the cake
Ok I kinda liked the Jesus cake. It is tons better than those evil CCC cakes that are trying to be cute. But are not lol. And that first cake scary how that fish looks like it has a swirl of green poo with red dots on it.. gross and scary.
I want the Raptor of Christ cake next Easter!
Jesus loves the little raptors, all the raptors of the world. Red, yellow, black, and white, they are equal in his sight.
The Jesus picture is actually originally a picture of him holding a lamb. You can see it here:
http://community.beliefnet.com/catholic_teenagers/gallery/view_gallery.one?pid=58652109
Maybe, just maybe, if Jesus had loved all the lost little dinosuars He wouldn't have let them go extinct. I kind-of feel gypped. JC gets to love the dinos but we have to make do with bones? So unfair.
That ad will live on forever for awesomeness. So will this blog XD
Three cups of coffee later and I get the old spice zinger! *sigh* Im still voting that the Jesus cakes has got to be the best. If anyone can figure out the reason why someone would want a cake like that, I would love to know!
I'm inclined to think that isn't a horse, it's clearly a Thestral! An extra creepy Thestral.
You would love this if you haven't already seen it. :)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aTl9YakdhHk