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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen

Training Day

"Oy! Sherry! Get over here and teach this new-hire how to make roses."

"But, boss, you told us yesterday we could only make Halloween cakes this month."


[sigh] "Ok. We'll figure something out."

"Oh, and when you're done, have Newbie make a batch with all those skull photo transfers. We need to use those up."

"What skull photo transfers?"

"These ones. They'll go great with the skull glitter rings we just got in."

"But those aren't...[sigh]...Ok, boss. Whatever you say."

Look out, Nikki A. & Meredith, it's a TiRCk!!!

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Reader Comments (54)

The ONLY WAY I can see a skull with roses going over well is if it were Grateful Dead themed. THAT... would be awesome.

This one is just sad.

October 29, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterAnonymous

awwww! i actually like the pumpkin with the roses for eyes!!! so cute.

October 30, 2010 | Unregistered Commenterlyndsay

That pumpkin looks like it has pubic hair on its chin. GROSS.

December 15, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterStephanie

So, here's my in-head videoclip. Timon's sitting there, in a hammock, by a rippling stream, and there's a bakery there with one wall off so that Timon can be the boss from his hammock. Sherry's the only one there that day, because it was Sherry's turn to try to get promoted from decorator to head decorator. Pumbaa's off to the side, watching and looking for bugs to eat. Timon's the boss, but he just sits in his hammock and tells everybody at the bakery what to do. Sherry's the decorator, looking to get a small promotion to head decorator. Pumbaa's the guy who catches bugs to share with Timon. Timon's the last one I heard say "oy" before this, that's why he's the boss in this storyline.

July 13, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterMeaghan

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