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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen
Tuesday
Aug172010

Fairy Tale Endings

WARNING: Today's post is not family friendly, on account of it being a little TOO "family friendly." IF you knowwuddamean.

Ah, children. So innocent. So sweet.

So blissfully unaware of how much their castle cakes look like a gaggle of man cannons.


I believe this is from the Netherlands. (Eh? Eh?)

Oh, oh! OR, if it were in Troy, then this would be a TROJAN castle.
(Get it? See what I did there? BOOYA.)

I'd say this customer got royally shafted:


[Zing!]

I mean, just look at that top tower: totally cockeyed!

[Pow! Zam! Whap!]

Still, this next castle cake really can't be beat:


[Sha-ZAM!]

Yep, that's some stiff competition, right there. Definitely has the upper hand.

[Rat-a-tat-tat! BzzzING! Ker-PLUEY! Eckie Eckie Eckie Eckie piTANG RoooBoing ezrowsurh]

Lauri, Lisa M., & Sarah H., they say "a man's home is his castle."

Frankly, I can't top that.

Also, 3 geek points if you correctly ID the Eckie Eckie line.

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Reader Comments (160)

Oh, Knights Who... Until Recently Said, "NI"... These are some... highly inappropriate shrubberies... er... cakes!

WV: stypono - ONE LETTER from being entirely appropriate! ONE. LETTER.

August 19, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterBADKarma!

Oh the humanity ...

August 19, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterAhab

Shroom cakes.. Yummy!!

August 19, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterPromotional Pens

Man canons! HILARIOUS! Snorted coffee all over my keyboard... time to call the IT department...

August 19, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterMolly Malone

It's "obviously" the song Jenny is singing Nekkid on stage in Forest Gump!

wv:smopht... That castle has nice smopht edges. OR His tower went smopht....

Stupid Gutter! Love the gaggle of man cannons! Its my new letterhead.

August 19, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterAnonymous

Yay Monty Python!!!! He's got fangs! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries! A pathway, a pathway, ni, ni!

August 20, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterBuffo

HAHAHAHAHA! I was reading this with my 4 year old daughter who just could NOT figure out why I was laughing at these! She kept trying to figure out what was so wrong with the "castles"...

September 7, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterYillup

Monty Python and the Quest for the Holy Grail. Knights who formerly said "Ni!".

September 27, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterLaurel Lee

Seriously, the poo cakes are usually my faves & make me laugh the most but these are hysterical. Glad I haven't put on my mascara or I'd have laughed/cried it all off. Do the decorators really not see it or am I just twisted? Good grief!

October 6, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterKimberly

When I saw the title of this post, "Fairy Tale Endings", I thought this was going to be more baby bottom cakes.

Nope!

October 19, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterTokaiyaBMalfoy

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