You know bakeries are cracking down pretty hard when they feel the need to remove the "ass" from "Associate."
"Oh, thank goodness! Now our children are safe!"
Thanks to Stephen H. & Julie W., who I assume will be assuaged by my assurance that this situation will be assessed by my asstute associates.
Fun Fact: If you add an extra "s" to "astute," it sounds like "ass toot."