When you think about it, turkey cakes have a lot going against them. I mean, most of the time they either look like poo:
So...a little stiff.
However, sometimes, if you're reeeally lucky, they look like both:
And the turkey poo-wang is born!
Now sit back, relax, and cue the immature, mind-in-the-gutter giggling!
Heads up; this drumstick's a real handful:
And finally, these "cake slices" are looking a bit testy, if you ask me:
But maybe they're just a little cold.
Thanks to Sandy P., Tom M., Heather K., Ashley G., Kristina G., Christi A., & Wendy C. for the cockeyed head-scratchers.