The rest of the story is overrated. These seasonal snippets will do.
In a twist of festive irony, Santa later shot his own eye out.
Naturally, all Ralph Lauren cookie covers had to undergo a little "retouching."
Donner blamed Dasher, and Dasher blamed Vixen, but one thing was certain: they would never use the phrase "flipping his lid" again without wincing.
Their escape depended on luck, daring, and the fact that their snowy jailors had no arms.
To be fair, the woman never specified which part of the word to replace with an X.
So he bided his time, knowing someday, somehow, that smug self-satisfied snowman would pay.
Thanks to Kelly W., Matthew Z., Kimberly & Courtney, Joey T., Susan H., & Ann H. for showing us the Far Side of Christmas.