Today, on behalf of Ireland, the Irish, and people who like Guinness, allow me to say:
So will Pabrick.
And wait'll he hears about his promotion!
Now, there's a stereotype floating around that we Irish like to drink.
Wait, no. That's Scotland. Sorry. I always get Craig Ferguson and Colin Farrell mixed up.
[blinking]That's Scotland again, isn't it?
Don't believe me? Well, consider this: all of these guys are Irish:
Yep, we Irish can be a bit creepy. It's part of our charm.
Rock on, Colin. Rock. On.