[adjusting bow tie] "Welcome, gentle beings, to the grand opening of SplüüRff.
"Our first piece was painted by Japanese artist Noh Wei using traditional oils. Her inspiration was taken from the ocean, mother earth, and the organic nature of the gore splatters in Bikini Slasher Kill Zone 4: Revenge of the Waxers"
"This mixed-media masterpiece sells for 11.2 million.
"Please feel free to browse the rest of our gallery, where you'll find even more distinguished masterworks, such as:
Thanks to wreckporters Christie R., Aimee W., Alyssa H., Holly L., Laura M., Christy S., Liz C., Anita M., & Stephanie F. for the art attacks.