Thanksgiving is nearly upon us, so here's a handy reference guide to the various birds you may be asked to eat tomorrow.
This is a chicken.
[whispering] "I will eat your soul."
This is a guinea fowl.
This guinea pig(?) is foul.
(Note from Jen: Sharyn, I'm surprised at you. Don't you know a Majestic Coiled Crap Hound when you see one??)
(Note from Sharyn: Oops, you're right, I totally missed it. Guess I have to brush up on my poology.)
(Note from john: [pushing up glasses] I believe it's spelled "poo-ology. After all, it's an ANAL-ytical science.)
(Note from Jen [& Sharyn]: Shut up, Wesley.)
This is a turkey.
This is disturbing.
This is a pilgrim snake riding a magic carpet.
Thanks to Cassandra T., Maryrose M., Stephen P., Maria S., Jenn E., and Sarah C. for putting the foul in fowl.