Against The Grain
Y'know...
...maybe the bride shouldn't have ordered a whole wheat wedding cake.
Thanks to Sasha M., for helping us remember the first year is always the harvest hardest.
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Update From Jen:
I see your stalks of wheat, Sharyn, and raise you...
THIS.
Thanks to Robert V. for making like a tree, and swaying in high winds.
(I'd ask you readers who won, but considering these were both wedding cakes, I guess we already know who lost. Heh.)
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Update from john (the hubby of Jen)
Ooh, ooh! My turn!
Sha-POW! Take THAT! Haha!
Thanks to Adrienne H. for helping me needle my fellow writers. I'm pretty sure I sapped their strength. Also, my house is a bit messy so I should probably spruce up the place!
Three! THREE PUNS!!! AH. AH. AH!
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And from my other blog, Epbot:
