Are you tired of buying a special dessert every Thanksgiving, only to have your friends and family snarf it all down before you get a piece?
Then this year, why not buy:
The Twirly Turd
The Litter of Runts
And that relentless best seller:
The Miserable Vomitous Mass
(or Humperdink, for short.)
Find yours at a local wreckery today!
Thanks to Kelly G., Sarah, Joanna C., Roni F., Jesse, Maureen S., and Dan W. for horning in on our Thanksgiving parade.