After all the doom and gloom on the news lately, and watching the roller coaster ride that is our stock market (Ok, less "roller coaster," and more "log flume drop") yesterday John and I were happy to receive a "cheer up, it could be worse!" call courtesy of our fine government.
Actually, the call may have been more like, "Cheer up, it's about to get worse," but the upshot is we're being audited.
Don't worry, though - hey, we're not! In fact, I have a sure fire plan for dealing with auditors that simply cannot fail.
Sixndly, you want to make sure all your numbers are written legibly:
This is either a 6, 9, comma, or apostrophe. Or a wormhole singularity. Which, given our filing system, is probably the most likely.
Ermmm...Italy. Final answer.
To maintain a casual and friendly atmosphere, be sure to call the auditor "a # '2'" whenever possible:
Note: Please don't answer that.