Today is Talk Like a Pirate Day, but rather than plunder the script of the Disney Pirates ride like I usually do, I've decided to instead look at that most iconic of piratey things: the Jolly Roger.
Now, the Jolly Roger is usually a skull and crossbones on a black flag:
But when recreated on a cookie:
...it becomes a petrified Scottish Terrier.
Or maybe a French Poodle. Or German Shepherd. Irish Wolfhound? Oh! Norwegian Ridgeback! English Bulldog!!
For those less canine-inclined, there's also this option:
Those look like some real fun guys. Dude.
Here's one that'll strike fear in the hearts of witches and wizards everywhere:
No bones about it: There is now a Dark Mark on this bakery's record. Tsk, tsk.
And if you think that'd be better without all the airbrushing...
You'd be right.
But it also kind of looks like a moose.
And finally, my personal favorite:
The Jolly Roger from American Dad.
Relax; I'm sure he means you no harrrrrrm.
Thanks to Alana F., Cheryl L., Melissa F., Roxanne B., & Robin H. for all the pirated material. Now, chocolate moose, anyone?