Ow.

Presenting the world's most painful landing:

Or perhaps the world's most unfortunately shaped, colored, and placed mat logo.

Either way, I'm sure it made a real splash on the audience.

 

Beth C., would you care to join me in a casual crossing-of-the-legs?

 

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